I don’t know how sound it was for the cattle industry to sue Oprah – it was so long ago, I don’t remember what their “beef” was (groan! I know), nor what she had done to insult our cow population.
But, I do know that the turkeys have a new enemy — Sarah Palin move over – Oprah is the new turkey slayer, and to add insult to injury, she’s promoting the worst, the most “fowl” (groan! again!) recipe ever!
Donald Trump – you’re fired. Your Mar -a-Lago Turkey Burger is simply disgusting.
Just look at it!
Those big chunks? Not onion – apples. This mixture of chutney, apples, tabasco and pepper raised my eyebrow, but I thought well, if Oprah knows anything, Oprah knows food – and I mixed up a batch over the weekend.
Oprah – first, you unleashed Dr. Phil on the world with your cow poke lawsuit, and now Major Grey’s chutney and ground turkey meat are being misused all over the country, to form patties not worthy of my puppy — and, hard enough, but too ugly to be a door stop. Even cheese couldn’t save this inedible disaster.
And now, you’ve sent Dr. Phil to Philly to mess with our cheesesteak. Damn you Oprah – just go back to your own fridge!